I don’t really want to judge, because I love eccentricities, but I think Karl Lagerfeld has lost all of his marbles.
A) Have you looked at him? The way he dresses is awesome, but not really something anyone that’s not Karl Lagerfeld could get away with.
B) He made this chocolate sculpture of his very good-looking (and now literally delicious) muse, model Baptiste Giabiconi.
Giabiconi regularly poses for Lagerfeld on and, most recently, appeared in a series short films with actress Rachel Bilson. All of this has been done to promote Magnum – looking at this picture I know what you’re thinking, but no, not Trojan Magnum. It’s for the delicious Magnum brand ice creams very popular in the UK.
The sculpture looks like it could be a character on the Jersey Shore. Blowout, unnatural skin tone, mostly nekkid, vacant stare. Replace that Magnum bar with a bottle of liquor and MTV has their new JS season promo photos.